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Friday, January 25, 2019

Determining the Best Pro Sport Teams


Determining the Best Pro Sport Teams

It is hard to match the intensity so many people possess about Professional sport teams. The arguments go on ad nauseam. On Sunday many hours before the kick off of the game ‘experts’ fiercely debate which teams will when and why. If the teams are remotely close in talent and coaching, these debates are relatively useless. When experts become part of a group contest to see who correctly picks the most game day wins, the winner is likely to be in the 60th percentile for the year. 

The reality is that most of these games are not that predictable. Clearly talent and coaching are only part of the factors which contribute to which team will win the game. How annoying is that to those who are so certain their team is the best? Common sense, which is not in abundance in these matters, tells us if we really would think through which team is best, sports would be no where near as popular. Pro football, in the United States, is the most popular Professional sport precisely because endless, and endless is really the proper word here, unpredictable things can happen almost on any given play of the game. There are probably a hundred unpredictable and uncontrollable things which can insert themselves at any time. The pace of football is about right to let personal tension rise with about every play of the game. There is just enough time for our personal anxieties about the team we root for to rise to a crescendo and—— about as oft—as not, the unexpected happens. Of course there will be missed tackles, dropped passes, poor throws, interceptions, missed field goals, fumbles, etc but when these things happen makes a big difference. A missed field goal is forgotten but not if it is the kick which will win the game at the last minute. 

It is important to understand that it is all this uncertainty which motivates us to get so excited during a game. Some people revel in all this uncertainty and emotional intensity and others don’t really like being dragged through all this emotional turmoil for several hours. There is little rationality to be had about all of this when push comes to shove. The reality is that who wins the game has no real impact on us in our real life (minus being stupid enough to bet a lot of money on a game). Whatever the nature of our daily life, it goes on whether our team wins or loses. Some get really emotional during and right after the game, but most get over it rather quickly and settle down emotionally until next week’s game. Others remain upset or elated for months, even years. 

The above brings us to the question: How can we best determine which teams are best in any given season? We can argue, and argue, and argue until tempers flare and those doing the arguing actually believe they are absolutely, without doubt, correct in their conclusions about the best team. On television they sometimes become apoplectic while reacting to another expert’s differing opinion. I guess it is all good theatre. 

I have known many a person who is smart enough to become an expert “after the game” and spends an endless amount of verbal energy explaining why one team won and the other lost—as if has this any relevance to which team is the best team. Of course the team lost because the receiver dropped the ball in the end zone on the last play. Was this any part of the same person’s argument as to who would win the game? It might even be the receiver who has dropped the least number of passes all year. 

Ok, predicting a winner with accuracy is impossible because of so many uncontrollable, unpredictable factors in the game. That brings little consolation to those who want so badly to determine which team is really better than the other. The teams which win the fewest games can be ruled out as the best teams. And statistically speaking, the team which wins the most games over the season is most likely the best team, except of course if another team’s best player hadn’t been injured for most of the season that team might have won the most games, or if two teams could switch coaches maybe then the other team would win the most games, etc. In sports like baseball and basketball, so many games are played over the season that maybe who wins the most is the best team. But then we have easier divisions than others, better weather than others if it is an outdoor sport, etc. Yet whoever wins the most games in a season may well be as close as we can come to declaring the best team for that year. 

However, all fans want a playoff series in which the stakes can be driven high for individual games. This works best for sports in which 4 out of 7 determines the winner of a playoff series and not so well in a sport like football where there needs to be a week off between games. Another drawback in football is the injury situation. Whichever team gets to the playoff with the least injuries to their best players gains an advantage, which of course is an unearned advantage. 

I resolve all this by picking the best team via their season records, and viewing the playoffs as exciting entertainment which stops right there—entertainment. The wealthy owners of our professional sports of course view the playoffs as just another way to increase their wealth. Everybody, for differing reasons, love the playoffs, so they need stay. What is not a surprise is that the NFL does the worse job of making the playoffs remotely fair. They can’t do anything about the one loss and you are out aspect of the playoffs, but they could at least make that one game as neutral as possible. If playoffs are going to be played in January and February then all playoff games should be domed stadiums in a neutral site. 90 plus percent of fans are going to watch the game on TV, so let’s not pretend the affluent fans which can afford tickets to playoff games are the only fans that count. The other 99% count too. With everything on video from every angle put an official in the booth and let him correct egregious errors such as the missed penalty against the RAMS in their game with New Orleans. Because the the NFL structure of the playoffs we have a team in the Super Bowl which was put there by a blatant referee mistake and another team in the playoffs because they won a flip of the coin. If a game ends up tie, why would only one team, by a flip of the coin, get a chance to score more points?  And why can’t, with all these super smart computers, given the right data,  let properly fed computers decide which teams are in the playoffs?  Some divisions are stronger than others, some schedules are easier than others. Maybe I and most others can’t take all this into consideration, but a good computer can do that almost instantly when programmed with the needed data. 

The following stats were released in 2009. I couldn’t find the more recent years stats, but there is enough here to establish the relationship between best record for season and the Super Bowl or World Series. Strangely, couldn’t find any stats for basketball or hockey.

Teams that won the Super Bowl with the most wins during regular-season:
19 60s: 1 of 4 (25%)
1970s: 8 of 10 (80%)
1980s: 6 of 10 (60%)
1990s: 4 of 10 (40%)
2000s: 2 of 8 (25%)

In 2009, for the fifth consecutive season, the team with the best regular-season record (Tennessee Titans, 13-3) did not win the Lombardi Trophy. The previous season, the New England Patriots and Tom Brady (right) were 18-0 in 2007 heading into the Super Bowl and lost.  The last team with the best record to win it was the Patriots in 2003.

Since 1969, only 12 teams have claimed baseball's best record and gone on to win the World Series.

It seems that one can enjoy the adventure of playoffs, be realistic that they are only entertainment and not view them as proving much about which team is better. “May the best team win” is a nice comforting thought, but not yet possible with all the unpredictable things that can happen in a game like football. I tend to follow particular players and coaches these days. Even then many factors creep into the evaluation. For example, how much of the New England Patriot’s success is due to Belecheck or Brady? The two have never been separated from each other so it is just speculation. Those times Brady was injured the Patriots kept on winning which makes one wonder how well Brady would do with a different Coach. With a mediocre coach Aaron Rodgers usually had to thread a needle to complete a pass. With a better coach the receiver would be more open because of a well designed play. 

Football is exciting. The goal, it seems,  is to enjoy the excitement and not become obsessed that these playoff games really prove which team is best. In both of the last games the winners could have been reversed if the bad call had gone against the RAMS and Kansas City had won the coin toss in overtime. Clearly, in overtime each team should get possession of the ball once before any winner of the game is declared. And the missed penalty in the Saints game should have been caught in the booths—especially when the player who committed the egregious foul did so on purpose since he thought the runner was going to score a touchdown and he just wanted to put an intentional hit on someone out of anger. In the Chiefs game both quarterbacks were simply marching down the field in the fourth quarter (34 pts scored in the fourth quarter) and so a coin toss allowed one quarter back to do it one more time. Game over, not that Brady had done anything to deserve an extra chance to go down the field.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

NFL Football---Really the Ultimate Team Game?


Is NFL Football Really the Ultimate Team Game?

I suppose this topic, like so many topics, depends on how we define our words, in this case ‘team game”. If we mean that success in football depends on the skills of many players with very different sorts of skills, then certainly football is an ultimate team game. It also is the toughest national sport to coach by a long shot. Let’s start with the team owners. The only common thread among owners is that they are extremely wealthy. After that, how they earned their wealth, whether they know very much about the game itself varies, and some just inherited the team. Many who amassed a lot of wealth did it via stiffing others in personal dealings, while their personalities run the complete spectrum. This cabal of owners have control over who is allowed to join their cabal, so just having a lot of money doesn’t mean you can buy a team. The League is run pretty much via a plantation mentality, endorsed by Congress (which has ultimate control over monopolies), and essentially the league becomes a separate Judicial system with the owners (via the Commissioner who they select)  being the prosecutor, judge, and jury over the behavior and rights of the players on or off the field. There is no bottom line in contract negotiations which only include the Players Union and the Owners. The cities where the teams play and the fans have no seat at the bargaining table. The only real issue is what percent of the vast profits go to the owners and to the players. Nothing so far has kept salaries or profits down. Salary caps always go up. On the teams themselves the distribution of money is distributed in a manner which favors a very low percentage of players. Contracts are binding to the players and not to the owners, itself a misuse of the term contract. Out of this structure is an imagined wholesome team spirit. 

The minimum base salary is $450,000. The current highest paid player is Aaron Rodgers, who for 2018 started with an average yearly salary of $33.5 million—his bonuses in 2018 raised it to $66.9 millions—then add off field earnings of $9.1 million and his total salary comes to more than $75 million this past year. Back in 2013 his base salary was $22 million, again tops in the league. That means his base income rose roughly 33% in 5 years. For the last five years the cap has risen an average of 7% per year. Since the owners and players roughly split the profits, the owners get to keep half the profits and the players (which number 1,696) split their half which gives players an average salary of 1.9 million, with the lowest salaries being $450,000.

If we mean by team sport that we have a group of teammates who work together, support each other, like each other, have each other’s back, and have a genuine camaraderie on and off the field, then we are dealing with a beast of another sort in the NFL.  All the previous info so far was inserted in order to show that the structure of the NFL is not at all conducive to create any such ‘team concept’.

Players remaining from 2011
Team
Number
7
9
9
9
10
12
12
13
13
13
15
15
15
16
16
16
16
16
16
17
17
18
18
18
19
20
21
22
22
24
25
25
This information above was collected in 2014. That means after three years this tells us how many players are still on the team after three years. Since there are 55 players on a team at best only less than half are still there and sometimes only 13% of the players are still there after 3 years. Players and coaches move around a lot today which by itself is not conducive to the portrayed image of team solid camaraderie. 

 If every player were paid the same salary and the best players just able to earn more off the field, then the nature of ‘team players” would change. Like so much in the current NFL, image is everything. And this idealistic romantic vision of team unity is of course peddled by the League endlessly. God help any player who portrays it otherwise. When the owners bask in the limelight up in their sky box during games God also help any sportscaster who dares to say the slightest negative comment about the owner—for there would go the network’s huge TV contract with the league. The coaches and players can be commented on endlessly as the mood of the sportscaster might be. So in different ways the players, coaches, Congress, the TV commentators, are all expected to pay homage to the owners, albeit are not required to blatantly refer to them as Plantation Masters. That is understood. They are pictured as benevolent wise patriarchs of the team. The players know otherwise.

The individual players know it is a stacked deck with disingenuous communications from every direction, and they better seek advancement selfishly or they won’t be there long. Their value will be reflected by their latest stats and nothing much else. Their team popularity will be based on their personalities, which vary all over the place. With 55 players on a team, not counting practice squads, and roughly 17 assistant coaches on each team, there is not a lot of personal interaction in practice compared to other sports with a smaller number of teammates. Smaller cabals of friendship develop on NFL teams, and some players have family visits with each other or carouse their nightlife together. Most players, for varying  reasons, pretty much stay to themselves. With most positions the action comes to the player; with others—especially wide receivers—pressure is needed on coaches and the quarterback to see the ball come their way more often. At the end of the season the stats and pretty much the stats alone (together with injury absences) decide a player’s fate and salary on the team. In other major sports the salaries are a lot more commensurate with the person’s recent stats. It is not uncommon in pro football for a budding star, who makes the pro ball or leads the team in stats at a particular point in time, to be stuck with a low salary because they signed  a long term contract for a low salary in order not to be dropped from the team at their early stages as a player. When the backside of the contract finally arrives the owner can simply cut them to save some salary cap space.The owners of Philly and New England have fine tuned this mentality. Often on the downside of their career the player is then unable to attain the lost money from when he was at the top of his career.  Tough luck, the masters of the league have an endless greed for more money. Why Jerry Jones, the self appointed leader of these Plantation Masters, recently bought a boat which cost more than the Cowboy Stadium—a little somethin’ to caress his ego.

Fairness is rarely present in the NFL. Ask Terrell Owens. The object is to see who can stiff the other the most—the player or the owner, and the vast majority of time it is the player who gets stiffed. For most of the players their time in the league is relatively short. Most players get pretty banged up over a short period of time. It is not unusual for a player to be in the top ten in terms of their position stats and yet be paid no where’s near some of those in the top ten. Depending on the playing position of a player they may or may not be able to renegotiate a new salary package. The more important position players can thus monopolize most of the salary money available on a team. When Rodger takes  34 million from the top, there is less money to be spread around to the rest of the team. All of these owner created policies generate all kinds of personal resentments among teammates. They don’t get acted out more because they can be fined or dropped from the team at any point at the whim of the owner for a bad attitude. Public comments by players are often just canned phrases coughed up to make it look like the players are all wallowing in team camaraderie. It is quite clear enough to all the players what they are suppose to say in press interviews—albeit the absurdities about God influencing the game is tolerated. Even owners don’t want to be seen as contesting God’s intent on the game.  There is probably far less camaraderie on an NFL football team than in any other national sport or a typical small company staff on or—off the field.  

Another factor which comes into play here are the personalities of the major players on a team. Most of these top stars inherited exceptional innate physical abilities which are noted early on, even in junior high, and they are given endless special treatment and coddled from that time on. So they end up essentially spoiled brats of one sort or another. Some are polished in acting humble and projecting concern for others on the team. Smart like a fox.  Others motivate themselves by ensuring everyone realizes how good they are. The reality is that, to some extent, they would not be so self centered if it were not for the special treatment received all their life by peers and those looking to financially profit from their physical talent. 

Even in extreme cases of selfishness like the current Antonio Brown situation, it really is a product of the way the NFL runs its show. Given the embedded structure of the NFL it is more likely than unlikely for these situations to get covered up. For example, what kind of team would actually have teammates elect a MVP for the season? This secret ballot vote enables all the actual dissatisfactions on the team to be expressed on purpose, to send messages to other teammates.  And since the secret ballot damage here cannot be controlled by the owners leveling fines on the players, the results are catastrophic to the team.  Of course the owners, the coaches, the players, and most of the sport fans know Antonio Brown has been a major factor for their team wins. Of course Antonio Brown is obsessed with his stats just like the other players are. Their future is at stake by these stats. Everyone knows how hard and often he practices and has, for years. Everyone knows that if another receiver is getting more receptions it is because Antonio is being doubled or tripled teamed by the defense. Of course in cases like this where decreased production is via attracting more defenders is obvious, owners and coaches will still invariably use the decreased stats to balk at pay when the next contract negotiations occur. Of course Antonio understands what is happening here. Spoiled brats are often bright enough, just obnoxious. Few are amused seeing Antonio Brown be so arrogant about his skills and social/economic position in life. 

It is almost funny to see the ‘bad guy’, by upbringing, have the other bad guys (the owners), by their wealth, giving owners their just deserves for a rigged system. Antonio knows his worth to the team for having success on the field. He managed to turn the tables in contract negotiations and recently signed a lucrative contract which overprotects his financial interests—one of those rare, but increasingly less rare instances where a player wins the battle of money.  In this case his teammates sent a clear message that they don’t like him much personality- wise. Actually, if they can get him off the team there will be more money left in the pot for them to get paid more. Antonio Brown is not the only one around in our society whose primary goal is to make as much money as they can, sometimes by any way they can. He knows his worth to the team—MVP team selection not with standing, he is not likely to accept this insult by his teammates. He doesn’t have to. Other teams will pick him up because he can make more money for a new owner via his help to win games. The Chicago Bears understood this when they made Mack one of the highest players in the game. Mack had an entirely different personality than Antonio, so all is calm on the surface. Mack doesn’t rub his status in everyone’s face. 

One thing is for sure, play on the field determines, at contract time, how much money a player will get. Personality means zilch. Mack will get his money and still be liked by teammates. But so will Antonio Brown,  as did Dennis Rodman, Suh, etc get their pile of money. Owners could care less about the romantic notions of team spirit. That concept is peddled propaganda by the league owners and Commissioner. Playing in the NFL is a stressful, vicious, self serving venture by all the constituents. That’s just the way it is, and we all will continue to watch football because it is an exciting game to watch. Never mind the irrationality that the fan anger about salaries is directed at the players and not at the owners who make infinitely more money than any of the star players, or for fans to be angry at Congress for letting a monopoly reign with such unfair structure.  

According to Sports Illustrated 78% of professional football players are broke within two years after retirement. They would probably have been more accurate if they worded it as not broke, but not very wealthy two years after retirement.  Of course many players wasted money at the time, but also remember the average life span of an NFL player in the league is only 6 years, and the vast number of them have no skills outside of football. For a while they had a lot of money, often a trophy wife, and both may be gone soon enough, leaving them facing a normal life, for which, since high school they are hardly prepared. The physical and emotional cost of being a former NFL player is heavy. 

In some respects NFL football is a microcosm of our whole society. I can’t find this stat, but it is likely that of the roughly 1,700 players and owners involved in the NFL, probably at least 80 percent (I would guess even higher) of the money goes to maybe 5% of those 1,700. And yet so many people actually picture football teams as one big happy family where everyone cares for everyone—filled to the brim with camaraderie with the players unselfishly concerned as much about about their teammates as their own survival on the team. Even more unfair, while it is the owners, who grab by far the most money, it is the players who get all the injuries, the shorter career, and will likely end up with little wealth after 6 years.  All together now, especially out in Pittsburgh: “For he’s a jolly good fellow…..and then let’s all raise our glass to team spirit.”  

P.S. It is surprising how many people will compare Antonio Brown to Terrell Owens. This is an ignorant comparison. Terrell Owens was never spoiled in his youth. He had little innate athletic talent and rose to the top essentially by his own willpower and focus. Off the field he is soft spoken. He was a one man band who lived in his own bubble. His teammates didn’t dislike him, they just didn’t understand him. He was and is a unique loner who trusts no one else via his grandmother’s indoctrination. It was the owners and many sport writers who detested Terrell Owens and they created the negative image to many of the fans. When owners have a plantation mentality no owner wants a T.O. on their team. He never did understand that he is there simply to be used. I wonder how many other teams besides Pittsburgh are stupid enough to let the team members vote on an MVP for the team. T.O. was medically and formative years’ unique. Antonio is just a typical talented spoiled brat, not unlike many of the owners. And our society helped make Antonio that way. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” That might be the best motto for the NFL. And of course we as fans are in the mix too. 

Take this quote from a wide receiver: “I really wanted that play to work,” said Thomas. “It’s strange, but sometimes, when I’m getting all these targets from Drew—I caught the most passes in the league this year and didn’t drop many—people don’t really get to know exactly what kind of player I am. You know, I’m kind of selfish, but selfish in a way that I want to see the other guys I play with succeed too.” If this is not meaningless babble I don’t know what else is. He is simply admitting he is selfish but in an unselfish way. Seems a contradiction to me.

The ultimate team game is probably the neighborhood pick-up game where people who like each other play for fun with no money involved. Add money, greed, social popularity—with all the stress involved in all of this within the NFL, and the nature of team camaraderie changes. There is a reason wide receivers are the biggest ‘divas’ on the team. They have to find ways to make the ball come to them. “Selfishness” is a prerequisite for success. No wide receiver returns to the huddle and says to the quarterback “Why do you keep throwing to me, Honschnivel hasn’t had a ball thrown to him all game.”

The core to the reasoning in this musing is this: The running back or the lineman during a football game try just as hard personally and selfishly to do well as the solitary runner does in a 1500 meter race. They all are doing their selfish best because that selfish best will not only gain them personal recognition, but their personal best will clearly help the team win or the runner win the race for the team. If the individual runner does his best he might win the race and the points count toward a team victory.. If the running back does his best and everyone else does his best on the team, then the team will win and the amount of locker room camaraderie is hardly in the equation. Others will say that locker room camaraderie is a force which makes the team better. Dennis Rodman had zero camaraderie with his teammates on the Bulls, didn’t even talk to them except during the game. Mike Ditka and Paul Ryan as coaches on the 85” Bears didn’t even speak to each other and it didn’t matter. Randy Moss, by his own admission only played hard when he felt like playing hard. But with his ability, that sometimes was often good enough to win the game. Walter Payton sulked and didn’t speak much to teammates when he didn’t get the ball enough and when the Bears won the Super Bowl without him scoring a touchdown he was not a happy camper. Granted when the locker room is full of people who relate well to each other, practice is more fun and tolerable. But fun in practice is not always a good thing. In a sport like football anger is more a positive force towards winning a game than any team camaraderie with fellow teammates. A good coach finds ways to create some anger in each player about something that will make them try harder in whatever position they play. Anger gets the adrenaline flowing and in football that gives a player an edge in most positions. Field goal kickers might be an exception.

When owners buy a team as their personal play toy they do it for money, power over others, and public recognition. Any other factors are minor. Players strive to be pro football players so they can be somebody (public and social recognition), and money. Doing it to achieve close friends is minor. There are a lot easier ways to form close friendships than via professional football. When a player gets mistreated by an opposition player, others players come to their defense out of duty, not some sort of imaginary notion that team members love each other. When their football days are over, few players maintain close contact with each other. In a few cases yes, in most cases no. If there was this strong ‘love’ between players as imagined in the ‘team’ player concept teams would have endless reunions. One would assume if the personal bond was so strong between players on a team any given year these teams would have reunions ad nauseam. They don’t.  Innate talent and a strong desire to succeed are probably the overwhelming drive for individual players on a team.  A players talent on the field is what keeps them employed, not their social relationships on the team. Terrell Owens, the ultimate loner, was in Pro Football for sixteen years. 

The Pittsburg Steelers will not be better without Antonio Brown. No team was better when Terrell Owens moved on. No Chicago Bull championship run without Dennis Rodman. No Bears Super Bowl win without Ditka and Ryan. In track, what team wins depends on how the pole vaulters, the sprinters, the hammer throwers, the broad jumpers, etc do individually. In football it is not all that much different. Which team wins depends on the individual players at their different positions with their different skills. The Chicago kicker missed a field goal recently which would have won the game (A day later it was ruled a blocked field goal). The Chicago fans jeered him at the time. The players like the guy and all rallied round him in the locker room after the game. All those good vibes from other players on the team were of no use when it came to that kick. Other players made mistakes during the game too, but it wasn’t on the last play of the game when winning was on the line. Good coaches teach tolerance for differing personalities. That is far more important than trying to make them all think alike, dress alike, have the same values, and come up with canned disingenuous statements about team unity. If a player’s personality does not hurt others during practice, then all is well.  Only a foolish coach would allow himself to think that all the players really like each other and actually let the team vote on a most valuable player. What parent with 5 kids would let the kids vote each year on the MVP sibling. The Golden Rule is another important point to stress. If one player’s demeanor is upsetting another player, that player should be encouraged to come to the coach, not deal directly with the other player on the matter. Athletes can disagree with each other but not on ways which demean another player. Saying “that I disagree, it seems to me…… is different than saying: ‘Why do you have to talk so stupid? That the dumbest comment I have ever heard….”

What is really needed in current times is not team camaraderie, but tolerance for human diversity of personalities. All kinds of ethnic groups, religious groups, economic groups, etc. have plenty of group camaraderie, but tolerance for others outside their group is a huge problem across the globe. People don’t get along too often not because of any lack of team spirit, but lack of human patriotism.The worst coaches are those who take a team of diverse personalities and backgrounds, then demand that every team member is going to think alike, regurgitate the same sterile company lines, dress alike, and display a canned personality. This, they are told, will bring success on the field. If a team had all team members who were like T.O. and focused exclusively on their own effort in practice, own performances on the field, own healthy eating, own year long training program—that team would be unbeatable even if they never said a word to each other in practice. Personal responsibility, tolerance for diversity, willpower, and focus are the key elements needed on a team by all the members. Everything else is minor.  

Related quotes: “The  trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”  (Unknown). “Success has made failures of many men.” (Cindy Adams)   “A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient.”. “He does not possess wealth; it possesses him”. (Benjamin Franklin)  “What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult to each other.” (George Eliot) “ A good person loves people and uses things, while a bad person loves things and uses people.” (Sydney Harris) “The man who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended.” Aristotle.
“Some of the worst men in the world are sincere and the more sincere they re the worse they are.” Lord Hailsham “Enough is as good as a feast”.  (Scottish Proverb) “ Somewhere along the way someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no ‘I’ in team. What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity.”  George Carlin  “Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.” Bernard Berenson 

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

As My Mind Turns and Puzzling Questions #2


As My Mind Turns and Puzzling Questions  #2

Americans own 40% of world’s firearms. When does the shoot-out occur at the OK Corral? 

How many calculations can you make per second? The world’s most powerful computer called Summit (last year I thought it was Aaron Rodgers), can make 200 quadrillion calculations per second. I can’t even write this out numerically on a piece of paper. How many lies can Trump tell in one second—oh never mind can’t we just let him self destruct, along with the rest of us,  in peace?

 By 2020 almost all houses in California will require homes to be built with solar panels. Will there be any sunlight energy left for those on the beach?

“I no longer want to continue life, and I’m happy to have a chance tomorrow to end it.” (a 104 year old Australian scientist).  This is legal in Switzerland, but I wonder if there is a special obituary column for these kind of death notices. Maybe it will end up being some kind of reality show where viewers vote for the most impressive death-by-choice scene. 

In 2001China was sixth globally for total export of goods. By 2017 China leads the world by a wide margin. Not surprising, Americans love bargains, even at the expense of their own workers.

In 2017 China accounted for around 40% of worldwide investment in renewable energy. We however, while still working on more important things, like build a big big wall—I assume that no one can get over it, through it, under it, around the end of it, enter via the vast unfenced coast line, via air, or whatever. Maybe China will export illegal immigrants to push their exporting success even further—like annex all the refugee tent cities and then export them as a slave labor force. Probably a good market. 

One in three Americans are overweight. The state with the highest obesity rate (37.7%) is West Virginia, followed by Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Why are all of them red states?

Vermont is now paying people $10,000 to move to Vermont. Why aren’t all those living currently in a urban or rural ghetto driving toward Vermont with the bed mattress on their car roof? Better yet, why doesn’t Vermont pay $10,000 per refugee from these tent cities. 

5,390 minerals have been identified on Earth to date. Only about 65 are thought to have been charter members of the solar nebula, the kind of minerals found in meteorites. 

The United States is now spending money to fight terrorism in 40% of the world’s nations, yet the rate of terrorism globally, including the United States, is growing at an exponential rate. Ironically, it is often highest in those countries we have invaded the last 50 years with ‘freedom fighters’ to bring peace, freedom and prosperity to these countries. Oops.  Lesson after lesson since Vietnam and we haven’t learned any lesson yet. 

From 1970 to 2010 there has been a 52% decline in wild life populations worldwide. Human overpopulation does that sort of thing. Guess which species will be the next to be sacrificed, and by their own species?  I guess we already have a good start. 

Some ask why I can’t dwell on more positive things or why I am in such a good mood most of the time if there are dire problems from every direction? There is nothing more positive than to realize God’s evolutionary process has been around billions of years, humans a minuscule portion of that time; and thus zero reason to think this progressive evolution will not continue. It is just hard for us to accept that the process is not run by us,  and that we are not special as a species compared to other species in the long run. We were once not the only human species, but the other human species became extinct.  Chance gave each one of us an opportunity, while the Golden Rule enables the less fortunate humans to achieve more contentment along with ourselves in the process. As for my personal contentedness it boils down to this. Out of a million different sperm, one particular one combined with a singular egg to create me. We all had that good luck. After that I was never the best at anything in any way. On the other hand I had a lot of luck regarding the era in which I was born, the country, my genetics, the environment for my formative years and got more than my share of help from others via the Golden Rule to save me from self destruction. Given my life profession of teaching young college age kids of all ilk I came face to face with others whose luck was less than mine. There is no way I can honestly respond to my good luck from others situation than to be grateful and try to be sure that what goes around comes around. The evolutionary process, not individual human beings, is the focus. Despite our illusions otherwise, we are but bit players in the whole process. Time stays, We go.  Luckily, for me, it was an interesting and enjoyable, if far from perfect, ride. Only a spoiled brat would sulk because a good life can’t last forever. For many less fortunate, if not for bad luck they wouldn’t have any luck at all. If one does well with lotteries  what has one really to brag about? It was luck, so only gratitude is appropriate. I define death as that point in time when we will never again have any reason to be discontented about anything again. Period. Some, who believe in a Heaven, might describe Heaven this same way for lack of any other specifics. The real difference—-I don’t think any one goes to a Hell, where many organized religions believe otherwise. The Golden Rule makes it possible for everyone to have varying degrees of Heaven right here while alive. 


As My Mind Turns and Puzzling Questions #1


As My Mind Turns and Puzzling Questions  #1

The countries in which most Christians go to church every week:  Nigeria, Zambia, Chad, Ghana, Liberia—in the 80 the percentile range. Less than 50% of Christians in the United States go to church every week. Does this mean Nigeria needs to send missionaries over here?

In 1971 there were 175 business firms with registered lobbyists in Washington. In 2016 there were 7,700 business firms with lobbyists in Washington. Be prepared to be flooded out when all the wealth trickles down. No rush, it hasn’t happened since the term started to be used over 50 years ago. 

Who are Cathy Cardenas, Heather Mesalam, Doug Sanders, Knuja GAdson and David Walker? 
Answer: Publicist, Manager, Brand Manager, Speech writer, and Body Guard for Terrell Owens. My cousin probably already knows this. 

When I am at the register at a grocery store I am usually asked if I found everything ok. This puzzles me. If I say no,  “I couldn’t find this chocolate candy bar I have bought here before—it has nuts and anchovies in it.”  What happens next? Do they send someone to look for it while the others in line stand in place and wait?  Or can they say” “Well I am not familiar with that so I can’t help you.”  Or, “Well, next time look in aisle 3, that would be my guess.”  Or: “There are a lot of things that are not always in stock, come back tomorrow and maybe your luck will be better.” Wouldn’t it be better to post a sign at the beginning of the line which says: “If you can’t find something please go to customer service desk and ask before you get in this line.”  

Is it a social necessity to write down in a huge notebook, everything that is going on in our lives, carry the notebook with us in a cart—then, when somebody says “Hey Honschnivel, how is everything going?” we can answer their question more thoroughly?

I understand indecency laws when someone looks too sexy and therefore is an annoyance to those of us who don’t look very sexy no matter what we wear. Wouldn’t a ride on public transportation be more pleasant for the riders if only the good looking and fit were allowed to ride?  And wouldn’t pick up bars be more efficient if everyone had to carry an identity card which classified us into one of three groups and we could only gain entrance to the bars in our own attractiveness classification? Maybe people should only be allowed to marry within their own attractiveness classification. Nah, that would put Melania and her fellow professionals out of work.

If the intensity of an orgasm is in direct relationship to the effort to seduce someone, doesn’t that mean sex with the very attractive will probably be a disappointment since they don’t have to put much effort in it at all (just smile at whoever will be sufficient prey to please them at the moment — they certainly have no need to please their newest insignificant other). 

Remember when, if you wanted a good steak, you depended on the butcher to pick one out? Today, it is most likely that the ‘butcher’ waiting on you will be some snot-nosed kid (term used affectionately) whose highest skill is to able able to locate the steak you are pointing at and wrap it up. 

Are other animals unable to laugh or is it just they have nothing to laugh about? Just as well, Sheebiejiebee stares at me a lot, laughing too would be annoying to me. 

Life is messed up. It would be better for every young person to have a lot of money when young so they could race around the world, have expensive sport cars, eat at the finest restaurants, and sex the post midnight hours away; then when old, just have them rent a room in somebody’s home, watch TV, mumble away to their heart’s content, and with most of their taste gone, eat spam out of cans, be near the bathroom at all times, and be essentially twice a child. 

Why doesn’t anyone have the honesty and decency to write an autobiography entitled From Dust to Dust and leave out the in between so as not to bore us?

It would be a better outcome if God really did put marriages together. On the other hand, what a downer it might be to find out who is the best match for us. A match made in Heaven doesn’t seem fair to those with not much going for us: ”Do you, Honschnivel from the downtown Newark projects and an ankle bracelet, take Lily of the Valley from the Congo Bush country with a homemade club, as your legally wedded wife…etc/“ 

Isn’t there a disconnect somewhere when we say, sincerely enough, that “I am worried about the world my grandchildren will grow up in?—when, in fact, it was our generation who borrowed money to engage in endless military conflicts, borrowed money to fund education, borrowed money to run the government so politicians could get elected by lowering taxes, etc. If we didn’t want to pay and sacrifice for these things, by what way of thinking do we expect our grandchildren to sacrifice and pay off these debts? They will have their own debts to run up. Doesn’t something have to give here at some point?

On what basis would a juror decide a date rape case?  There was no one else there. We lost the evidence when chaperones disappeared. Sometimes, just to be a wise-ass, when on a trail out in nature and a young amorous couple passes me, I ask: “Where is your chaperone?”

On what basis does the guy who pushes a wheelbarrow around all day have to pay double the tax rate (or even more) compared to someone who uses inherited money and pushes paper around in speculative ventures to acquire more money? Really now, if 2-5% of our citizens own 90% of our wealth shouldn’t they pay 90% of the taxes? Bernie Sanders probably has the answer.

Currently 35% of Americans between 18-35 live with their parents. In New Jersey it is 47%.This is a huge cultural change in the United States. What does it mean? Is this ok?  Now add to this that about 1/3 of Americans say they have never interacted with their neighbors. In the 1970’s almost 30% of Americans frequently spent time with their neighbors, and only 20% had no contact with their neighbors. What kind of ‘patriotic’ attitudes are likely to be held about others concerning these genetic cabals who have so totally circled the wagons around their immediate family. How much of this phenomenon is fueled by jobs which do not pay a living wage?  How many of these ’still live with parents’ group are closely welded to internet groups as their ‘real family?.” 

Apple is shortly going to offer a watch which monitors our heart constantly and alerts us when something abnormal occurs. Other companies are planning to have devices which monitor our blood sugar levels.   Even monitoring mental states is in the works. It seems reasonably safe to assume that in maybe 5 years we can be walking around with apps and devices which will monitor all kinds of physiological activity in our bodies. Is this good? Will huge numbers of people head to the emergency room with ‘false alarms” and run up the cost of medical testing? How far will this go? Maybe it will make us all dizzy headed, anxious, and depressed waiting for the medical bad news of the day from our gadgets. “Doctor,we need to act fast—according to my Apple Medical App I became yesterday, at 4;10PM,  no longer capable of an erection. Do something. Right now. Is there a licensed Blow Job Specialist at this Hospital?. The Real Me has died. The Nut is gone, only the shell is left.” 

There you go, individual musings only a paragraph in length. Maybe I will take up tweeting next. Will Sheebiejiebee pounce on me if I tweet? When she was a feral cat, a tweet was synonymous to a dinner bell.